On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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