That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
