I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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