You really coming over, don't trick.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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