Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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