Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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