So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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