he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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