i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Two words: blizzard sex
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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