Got a toothbrush?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize