Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you traded sex for a burrito?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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