So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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