the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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