Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
tequila makes me forget i have legs
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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