well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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