I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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