I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
