I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So many bounce houses so little time
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
