You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Randomize
