ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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