strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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