And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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