So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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