Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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