Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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