im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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