But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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