Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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