He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
wow bdsm is so cute
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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