Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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