i barfeds in our rink
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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