i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it because I queefed?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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