i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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