I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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