You work out of a Hotel?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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