what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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