this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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