Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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