Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think i have herpe
just one?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
the raccoons are back...
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