I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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