so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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