I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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