Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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