Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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