No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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