Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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