whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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