Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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