I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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