I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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