I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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