We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am midnight drunk by noon
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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