sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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