You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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