If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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