quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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